Being the girl I am, the zenith of awards season – Oscar night – is my own personal Superbowl. The drinks are flowing and the snacks are out. My breath is baited to see who will win, who will disappoint, and who will never live down their fashion shame. Here’s a short highlight reel of the plays so far (bear with me for the cheesy football analogies)!
Unfortunately, these passes fell a couple yards short.
Viola Davis, Jessica Chastain, Jennifer Lopez
Players destined for greatness
Michelle Williams, Octavia Spencer, Rose Byrne
Allusions of grandeur
Emma Stone, Glenn Close, and Stacy Kiebler
And my Superbowl MVPs are…